8o year old lady marries her fourth husband, a funeral home director. the newsman asks her to tell a little about her 3 other husbands, she says when i was 20 i married a banker, at 40 i married a circus performer, at 60 i married a preacher, and now i married a funeral director. the newsman asks the old lady why such a diverse group of gentleman. the old lady replied, 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, and 4 to go!!!