A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the
door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see
a man standing there.

He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'

She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she
hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and
he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a
vagina?'

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells
him what has happened for the last two days. The
husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice
'I'm taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he
shows up again'.

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and
both run to the door. The husband whispers to the
wife 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and
listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer
yes to the question because I want to see where he
is going with it'.

She nods to her husband and opens the door. Sure
enough the same fellow is standing there and asks
the same question. Do you have vagina' ...

'Yes' she says ...

'Good!' The man replies .... 'Would you mind
telling your husband to leave my wife's alone
and start using yours!?!'