> > DR. PHIL :
> >
> > The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that
> > he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road
> > before it goes after
> the
> > problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help
> > him
> realize
> > how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems
> > before adding 'NEW' problems.
> >
> >
> >
> > OPRAH :
> >
> > Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
> > why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
> > chicken learn from
> his
> > mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
> > this
> chicken
> > a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his
> > life like the rest of the chickens.
> >
> >
> >
> > GEORGE W. BUSH :
> >
> > We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
> > want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
> > chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
> >
> >
> >
> > COLIN POWELL :
> >
> > Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
> > image of the chicken crossing the road...
> >
> >
> >
> > ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
> >
> > We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
> > yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
> >
> >
> >
> > JOHN KERRY :
> >
> > Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
> > It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
> intentions.
> > I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
> >
> >
> >
> > NANCY GRACE :
> >
> > That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see
> > it in his eyes and the way he walks.
> >
> >
> >
> > PAT BUCHANAN :
> >
> > To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
> >
> >
> >
> > MARTHA STEWART :
> >
> > No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I
> > had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
> > price dropped
> to
> > a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
> >
> >
> >
> > DR SEUSS :
> >
> > Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
> > Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
> >
> >
> >
> > ERNEST HEMINGWAY :
> >
> > To die in the rain. Alone.
> >
> >
> >
> > JERRY FALWELL :
> >
> > Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?'
> > That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that
> > chicken is
> gay.
> > And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
> > boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
> > liberal media white
> washes
> > with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken
> > should not
> be
> > crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
> >
> >
> >
> > GRANDPA :
> >
> > In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
> > Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
> >
> >
> >
> > BARBARA WALTERS :
> >
> > Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
> > to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of
> > how it
> experienced
> > a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long
> > dream of crossing the road.
> >
> >
> >
> > JOHN LENNON :
> >
> > Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
> >
> > ARISTOTLE :
> >
> > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >
> >
> >
> > BILL GATES :
> >
> > I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross
> > roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
> > Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken This new platform
> > is much
> more
> > stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.
> >
> >
> >
> > ALBERT EINSTEIN :
> >
> > Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
> > beneath the chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> > BILL CLINTON :
> >
> > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
> > definition of chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> > AL GORE :
> >
> > I invented the chicken!
> >
> >
> >
> > COLONEL SANDERS :
> >
> > Did I miss one?
> >
> >
> >
> > DICK CHENEY :
> >
> > Where's my gun?